Shud I skip class?
The Black death is a devastating pandemic that killed with an estimate of 15,000,000 people in Europe
You wouldn’t be confused if you didn’t skip classes.
I don’t know where to get job references but thank god I know how many people the bubonic plague killed
YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID
WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO
AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES
This is 2542678210799418% accurate
So my girlfriend and I were having sex today and after we were done she picked up her bra (which looked like something you’d see in a Rorschach test) and put it on her face and said:
"My boob is the size of my face" and in my best Rorschach voice I replied:
"Rorschach’s journal: October 14th. A comedian died in New York last night…" And I think that’s the hardest I’ve ever seen my girlfriend laugh